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Your Signed Mystery Mommy Book is an illustrated paperback inspired by real life events and humans at large. Boxed Wine Books uncorks the witty and absurd comedy of Marie Rolfe in this 20-book series, Mommy’s Freaking Out!!!
All books are PG in content so you can leave them on coffee tables, in waiting rooms, beside toilets, or give them as gifts to parental figures in your life. They're great for baby shower presents or secretly leaving some in your gynecologist's office to warn parents of what is ahead.
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All books, words and illustrations are open for interpretation. Stick figures are archetypal and not intended to represent any one type of person. The author's illustration skills tapped out in kindergarten. Some people choose to colour in the books with their kids to reveal important life lessons like not to lick windows, while others have launched them as projectiles when their kids were not listening. Please enjoy responsibly.
Your Signed Mystery Mommy Book could be any one of these!
Meet Pregnant Mommy
Mommy and the Car Seat
Mommy Can Do It
Mommy is Alone
Mommy is Doing Math
Mommy is Driving
Mommy is Eating
Mommy is Folding
Mommy is Getting a Massage
Mommy is Getting Dressed
Mommy is Getting Off
Mommy is Gonna Blow
Mommy is In
Mommy is Losing Her ____
Mommy is Not Shopping
Mommy is Picking Up
Mommy is Praying
Mommy is Worrying
Mommy Loves to Clean
Mommy's Freaking Out!!!
Don't be dismayed, Daddies! There is a whole set coming for you too :)